So, I'm the Lioness. I'm basically called that because I snap back at people when their stupid, keep a close watch on people and I'm repelled by the scent of strawberries. Yep, no icky fruit for me.
Icons I may use in my comments:
My Rants: I literally have a million.
1. Fruit is NOT a dessert! Chocolate does not come from fruits, it comes from milk! I hate it when I go out somewhere and ask for a dessert menu. Is a simple chocolate cake too much to ask? At most restaurants I go to, their dessert menu has everything contaminated with berries and fruit sauce.
If fruit was a dessert, it would be on the top of the pyramid. So please, keep that shit off my cake and out of my ice cream! Key lime, apple and pumpkin pie are the only exceptions.
2. Keep your religion out of my face. Yes, I am an atheist and a happy one at that. Since I came out, my parents stopped making me go to their cult meetings. I could be sleeping or be doing a million better things for half my Sunday morning rather than go to church and listen to some fat ass go on and on about why I'm going to Hell. I don't believe in God because there's so much bad shit in the world: 9/11, WBC, child poverty, cancer, autism and the recent radiation disaster in Japan to name a few.
If God is real, then he's an asshole. I bow down to no king and if I must die for it then I'll be happy to have my head cut off.
3. Bullying is not cool! It used to be harmless teasing but now kids are hanging themselves in their bedrooms. There's all sorts of bullying: Stealing money, calling names, physical contact, sterotyping, back-talking and who could forget judging by appearance? I've been bullied a lot and was even sexually harassed once. That's one reason I'm called Lioness: I stand up for myself and others. One time, a friend was called down to go to the office and all the boys went "Oohhh..." Another one said, "He's taking the dork test." and everyone laughed. The teacher didn't do shit about it so I did. I roared, "Shut up!" at his face and he froze. "How would you like me to say that about you!" He paused and said quietly, "It was a joke." Joke, my ass. The ironic part is that the teacher didn't try to stop me either and was too weak to do her job.
4. Why do teachers tell you that a final is going to be all multiple choice but I come in for the test to see that it's not all multiple choice and the problems he picks are damn difficult. I don't have a calculator in my head that has the log button. Do I need to know this shit? Not really.
5. If your a fanfiction writer, hear me out. Update your fucking stories! I hate it when an author leaves behind a cliffhanger and takes months to years to update. Saying sorry is not enough. Your not always busy so sit your lazy asses down by the computer and type. Excuses like "I have a boyfriend now" or "I don't want to." won't fucking cut it, and when you do update, I expect an A+ layout. Not an F.
Once you publish a story and get readers, there's no turning back for them.
6. Attention favorite mongers:
stop monging everything a second after it's submitted! Read the fucking story! You know how annoying it is to us writers just to see someone add or works to their faves gallery without actually reading it?
Cut that out!7. You will not like me when I'm pissed off.
This kid keeps on trying to say that hyenas are better than lions. That, I don't mind. The problem is this kid is so fucking loud and can't get anything through his head! And he won't shut the fuck up about it either! When a girl says, 'Leave me alone' and 'shutup!' a guy should know that's his cue to run away. But instead he acts like my mother and says, "I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE."
8. When your at a restaurant and you've already paid the bill, get your ass up and leave.
Current Residence: Pride Rock
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Club, Dance
Favourite photographer: Annie Lebowitz (who else?)
Favourite style of art: Anything that looks good
Operating System: MAC
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Shell of choice: Anything shiny
Skin of choice: The kind found on the KFC
Favourite cartoon character: Mulan, Tiana, and Ariel because they risked their lives to get what they wanted.
Personal Quote: "God is not good. He's a cruel person."